I have other things I want to blog about, but I can put that off for another post.
I've put off this one for too long now.
So...the big honeymoon!

On Saturday (way back at the beginning of October) Chris and I drove down to Galveston, Texas. Our ship didn't sail until Sunday, so we had to kill some time once we finished our 8 hour drive from Norman.
We first found the car lot where we were going to leave the car. It had barbed wire and razor wire, so I wasn't too worried about anyone hopping the fence to get in, and there were quite a few cars parked there. I also believe they had 24 hour security.
After that, we parked and walked along the beach. When we were ready to get some shut eye, we found a WalMart and designated its parking lot as the place where we were going to sleep that night. It wasn't the best sleep I'd ever had, and I wasn't entirely comfortable (both in sleeping in a parking lot, and because I was in the front seat of a car instead of a comfy bed) but it was manageable and there was a WalMart security guy driving around all night which put me at ease.
When we woke up, we drove around and saw a bunch of houses on stilts. It was so weird, but it made sense. If there were to be a flood, the houses would be fine from the water.

We boarded the ship at around 10 or 11, and holy wow was it big! There was a water slide on the top deck (no, we didn't go on it) as well as like 3 swimming pools and 4-6 hot tubs. There were 2 large buffets, a pizza place, a deli, 4 restaurants, a casino, a large stage, and so so SO much more. The level with the casino also had some gift shops, but they didn't really sell trinkets, instead they had large bottles of hard liquor, cases of 10 cartons of cigarettes, diamonds, tanzenite, Rolex watches, and a lot of other expensive stuff. Not your typical gift shop.
The first two days were spent at sea. I took Dramamine and slept a lot, which kinda sucked, but we still had fun. There was a comedy club called The Punchliner and Chris and I made almost every show for the first two nights. There were two kid-friendly shows, and three adults only shows.
By far, our favorite comedian was Mutzie. He was absolutely hilarious, and all he did for his entire 45 minutes was interact with the crowd. Even in his adult shows, he didn't use any profanity, and even the adult content wasn't too outrageously adult. More-so rated PG-13 than R. He was incredibly kind and you could really tell that he cared about his fans. I really hope he comes around soon. I'd love to get to see a show of his again.

Every night, housekeeping left us little towel animals on our bed with the next day's schedule and some dinner mints. Chris and I took a free class on towel animals, and now we can make an elephant, a dog, a frog, and a brontosaurus.
Speaking of dinner, we had an assigned restaurant, table, waiter and assigned dinner guests. Our tablemates were really awesome (also on their honeymoon) but unfortunately, they only came to dinner twice the whole week. See, you could choose to eat at your assigned time, or go to one of the buffets, or order something from 24 hour room service. Chris and I went to dinner every night before the comedy club or show.

The first place we stopped at was Jamaica. Let me just say, it wasn't what I was expecting as far as the scenery, but it was everything I had imagined as far as people offering up "the good stuff". Chris and I got offered drugs about 5 times total, and it was ridiculous!
We didn't have an excursion booked for Jamaica, so we figured we'd just walk around and see the sights. We asked one of the Carnival employees what he suggested we do, and his answer surprised us. He told us, we shouldn't leave the port on our own, but that we should take the shuttle to the designated tourist spots, which included a shopping center, the beach, Margaritaville, and a craft market.

Chris and I stopped first at the beach. It was $5 a person to get in, and $5 to rent an umbrella or chairs, but since it was so hot and I was afraid of burning, we scraped up an extra $5 for the umbrella rental and just used our towels to sit on. The water was incredibly beautiful! If the beaches in San Diego looked like they did in Jamaica, I would most definitely have been a beach girl.
The water was crystal clear, and even if you picked up a handful of sand and dropped it, you could watch the individual grains fall back to the bottom. So outrageously beautiful!
We saw a stingray (I swam the other way) and some fish swimming around with us. It was cool being able to actually SEE in the water rather than just stepping and crossing my finger that no creepy-swimmys were under my feet.
After the beach, we thought we'd stop at the craft market, but one swing around the little area and we were right back on the shuttle to the ship. The people were very pushy, and I felt really uncomfortable.

The second stop was in the Cayman Islands. There, we had a dolphin encounter and a turtle farm visit. we took a little bus to the turtle farm and got to walk around and look at turtles ranging from little babies to like 600lb giants! I don't think I've ever gotten so close to a turtle before, and they were actually kinda cute!
Right across the street was the dolphin encounter, and it was amazing! We got on some live jackets and split in to groups to go to our dolphin pools. We had quite a few people in our group, so we had some standing about waist deep on a stand in the water while the other held on to the wall on the other side of the pool.

The dolphin we got to meet was Alma. The dolphin encounter place saved most of their dolphins, and Alma was no exception. She had gotten too close to a boat's propeller and her tail got cut up.
We got to shake hands, get kisses, play with a ball, and do a lot of tricks with Alma, and it was so cool! I had tons of dolphin novelties when I was younger, and though I had lived in San Diego for 20 years, I never had a real dolphin encounter. I pet one at Sea World once, but I never got to do much more than that. It made the little kid inside me squeal.
Needless to say, we had an absolute blast!


The third stop was Cozumel. As soon as we got off the ship, we had to walk through a super long gift shop in order to get anywhere. It was crazy, but nearly the whole gift shop had inexpensive hard liquor. 2 large bottles of Crown Royal, Jose Cuervo, and a lot more for $22. Now, I'm not a drinker, but that seems pretty cheap to me. What was even more crazy, is they were giving out samples! "Here, take a shot on us!" WHAT?!?!? People were taking pictures of the price tags and taking samples. It was nuts.
Anyhow, Chris and I booked an ATV ride through the jungle and to see some Mayan ruins. Well, it rained for 3-4 days prior to our arrival it rained and rained and rained. So we got a little bit muddy.
It was a lot of fun on the ATV ride, but I think that's mostly because Chris and I were the first two riders behind our guide. At the beginning, they told us to separate in to those who had experience riding ATVs and those who didn't. Chris and I had experience, so up to the front we went!
The only reason I know that the middle/back was no fun, is because Mr. Chris broke the axle on his quad and got sent to the back for a little while. He asked to come back up to be with his wife again (that still sounds weird...I'm a wife...) and they let him once we stopped again. Luckily the people that ran the tour weren't mad at Chris. A pin came out, and they said it's not the first time it's happened and wont be the last.
Our last day was also at sea, and I was ready to get back on land. The water was very rocky, and I had to take a Dramamine as well as Bonine to keep from feeling incredibly sick.
When we finally got back to Texas, we got off the ship pretty quickly and smoothly. We had to go through customs, and when we claimed $10 each worth of souvenirs, the customs lady laughed a little and said "Big spenders aren't you?". A lot of people were bringing back alcohol, jewelry, cigarettes, and a lot of other stuff from the ports or ship gift shops.
It rained and rained and rained the whole drive home. We made it home safe and sound though, and while we had a lot of fun on the cruise, I like my feet on stable ground.